| guys on tumblr: | all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right |
| boys that I know: | first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch |
| Obama: | Doesn't want to ban porn. |
| Obama: | Doesn't want to restrict your internet. |
| Obama: | Doesn't want to take away your guns. |
| Obama: | Supports gay marriage. |
| Obama: | Education for all! |
| Obama: | Universal healthcare! |
| Obama: | Wants to continue Planned Parenthood! |
| Americans: | You're destroying this country. |
